Hilarious & Romantic Pick Up Lines
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For others, GOD is LOVE but…
For some, LOVE is GOD
Love is a complicated set of emotions, behaviors, and beliefs, linked with strong feelings of affection, protectiveness, hotness, and respect for another person(Beloved).
Using Pick Up Lines, is a great way to chitchat with your beloved. For some, Love is everything from start to end.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror).
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean. And I don’t mind being lost at sea!
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a cutie!
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
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You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.
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My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.
I may not be what you want, but I am what you need.
Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the gratest.
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off
Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
I may not be a photographer. But I can totally picture us together.
You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.
Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together.
Wow, when god made you he was showing off.
You are the reason even Santa has a naughty list.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
I wasn’t always religious. But I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.
Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
You can call me mufasa cause I really want to lion you.
I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you’re infected.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I’ll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
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